An American Furry in Germany

I've always preferred whole milk, although in my home environment my mom would only buy reduced fat milk. Reduced fat (2%) is okay, but any lower than that and it just tastes too watered-down to me. I hate skim milk. And I get whole milk whenever I can--now that I'm doing my own milk purchasing. (Word for the wise: Buying alcohol does not make you a man. Having to buy your own milk--and I don't mean a pint carton at school--is the true sign that you've grown up.)
The interesting thing is, I could swear that whole milk in Germany has a higher fat content. This would be less strange if it was just called "whole milk", but it clearly says "3,5% Fett" right on the carton. But it tastes like half-and-half. Needless to say, I love it. :D But I still wonder what the cause is...

These foreign kezboards are something else. First of all, the z and the y are switched. @ is under the Q, and zou get at it bz a secondarz "alt" kez, on the right side. Almost all of the non-alphanumeric characters are in a different place, to make room for the ä, ö, and ü kezs. "Ctrl" is "Strg", ' and " are on opposite sides of the kezboard, and I don't know what the hell § is. On the plus side, now I can tzpe ß, €, and °.
No, I haven't been drinking again. Thez reallz have different kezboards!